Freak Out!

Teenage Bottlerocket Freak Out! Lyrics
1.Necrocomicon

I went down to San Diego around July 31st
That's where I found something evil
That's where I found something curse

I though I saw fucking Yoda
I thought I saw Captain Kirk
And they were all out to get me
Yeah they had all gone berserk

For Necrocomicon
The comic book of the dead
The comic not to be fucked with
The comic not to be read
The Necrocomicon


2.Punk House of Horror

There's a place in the city you don't want to go
An evil house that has ascended from the depths below
There are Crass and other punker posters hanging on the doors
And two dirty dogs fighting and shitting all over the floors

Of the punk house
Don't say that you have not been warned
It's a punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror

There's a guy named Rat who smells like piss and methamphetamine
He says he hates religion but he's wanting god to save the queen
There's a gnarly fucking grime on everything that you will see
inside
And a mutant form of stink that simply cannot be identified

In the punk house
This place is a fucking dive
It's a punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror
It's a punk house
You'll be lucky to get out alive
Of the punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror
It's a punk house of horror
Punk house of horror
It's a punk house of


3.Freak Out!

You're total freak out
You freak out, every time you freak out
You freak out, I'm not gonna freak out
You freak out, every time you freak out
You freak out, cuz you're a freak

You spend a lot of time freaking on me
Cuz you're a freak baby
You spend a lot of time freaking on me


4.Cruising for Chicks

Been taking too much time
Picking out what I'm gonna wear
Gonna knock em all dead tonight
You know we're all gonna comb our hair
Crank the stereo up in my car
There's no chance that we will ever be ignored
But there's never any girls around
This piece of shit town anymore
Cruising for chicks

When I'm driving by girls at the mall
You bet your ass I'm getting creepy
They point their fingers while they laugh at me
But I know deep down they think that I am cool
If this ride is rocking
Then you better not come knocking
There's a chance that I'm straight up pervin'
Fogging up the windows
In my mother's old Suburban
Cruising for Chicks

And I'll say what I want to say
And I'll do what I want to do
And if you want to laugh at me
Well that's okay man
Cuz I'm getting stupid with my friends
And we don't give in to the latest trends
And we do everything our way
Cuz we don't give a fuck what the TV's say
And when I want to walk I'll walk on you
And if I want to talk shit about you
And we will never change
You want everyone the same
There's no chance that we will live by your rules
Fuck you!!!

Cruising for Chicks


5.Headbanger

Last night I went to a party
It was a heavy metal party
Everybody had poofy hairdos
Sporting big white Adidas sneakers
But everybody was having a good time
Everybody was gettin' wasted
And this this guy came in the room
Looking like the ghost of Cliff Burton

He was a headbanger
He whipped his head around so fast
He gave himself a concussion
Dude you better slow down
Before you break your neck
You know that shit can't be good for your brain

Holy shit man I can't take it
Just the sight of it was making me dizzy
Someone asked if I was in the KISS Army
And I sad, 'What the fuck are you talking about?'
But everybody was having a good time
They were riding the Banzai pipeline
And then this guy took off his denim jacket
And his shirt said 'Bark at the Moon'

He was a headbanger
He whipped his head around so fast
He gave himself a concussion
Dude you better slow down
Before you break your neck
You know that shit can't be good for your brain
Headbanger


6.Maverick

You say it's not my flying it's my attitude
Goose and I will buzz the tower if we're in the mood
y old man gave me a bad rap
So charlie's giving me a hard time
Cougar lost his edge, he was holding on too tight

If we screw up just a little bit
We'll be flying cargo planes
Full of rubber dog shit out of Honk Kong
Man, it's classified
I'd tell you but you'd have to die
If we don't pull together soon
We'll get our names on the plaque in the ladies room
Slider stinks and Jester's dead
I got an Otis Redding song stuck in my head
In her bedroom today
So I left her a paper airplane
She said this could be complicated
I'm the only guy in Top Gun she ever dated
Go!

Highway to the danger zone takes my breath away
She lost that loving feeling man it flew away


7.Done with Love

I got shit to do
No time for hanging out and no time for you
I've got no time to waste
I'd rather be some other place

No one's getting in cuz I've got a heart of stone
And it doesn't bother me to be alone
My line is disconnected so hang up the phone
I'm done with love

Yeah I don't need all the bullshit
I need that like a hole in the head
I've cut off all my emotion
Everything inside of me is dead, just like I said
I'm done with love


8.Never Gonna Tell You

I'm never gonna tell you that I'll never let you go
I'm never gonna tell you but I'm hoping that you know
I'm never gonna tell you that I want to go make out
I'm never gonna tell you that you're all I think about

I'm never gonna tell you, it's true
My lips are super glued
You're all I ever talk about when I'm away from you
I'm never gonna tell you

I'm never gonna tell you when we watched the living dead
You turned into a zombie and you ate my brain instead
if I blow my cover I see it coming to an end
I'm never gonna tell you that you're more than just a friend

I'm never gonna tell you, it's true
My face is turning blue
I think that I might fall apart when I'm alone with you
When I'm alone with you


9.In the Pit

Welcome to the land where the retards dwell
Tornado of the damned, it's a living hell
We'll act like we're 10 and run around this place
In redneck circles like a NASCAR race
It's much fun getting kicked in the face
We're too fucking dumb to quit
In the pit

The duck went down now the duck is dead
They moshed his brains right out of his head
Where douchebags go to to blow off some steam
Cuz coach wouldn't put 'em on the football team
And asshole jocks' fucking wettest dream
Dumber than a piece of shit
In the pit


10.Who Killed Sensei?

When I was young I lived in japan
Where I was trained by the old man
I broke wooden boards with my bare head
But then one day I found him dead
I wanna know who killed Sensei
Die!

Now I'm the baddes dude you know
I learned ninjutsu and tae kwon do
And now their time has come to pay
I'm gonna kill whoever's in my way
Cuz I wanna know who killed Sensei
I want revenge on the ones who murdered Sensei


11.Radical

You're totally radical and I'm totally fanatical
I'm not being hypothetical when I tell you
What I want to tell you
It might be irrational
But the place I stayed inside your head
Is now occupied by some other guy
Cuz I couldn't afford the rent

Never thought I'd be first in line
To get a second chance
So won't you give me half a second
While I figure out where we both stand
Remember when you told me
That you'd stay with me forever
I will never forget those couple of days


12.Summertime

Baby I'm getting sick of all the cold and snow
I wish there was a warmer place that we could go
Maybe in California hanging on the beach
Or over in some desert in the Middle East

Even though that would be great
I think we're still gonna have to wait
For summertime, when it's hot as Mexico
We'll drive around, roll the windows down
Turn up the stereo, yeah it's summertime

Winter ain't the weather I'm wantin'
I wanna be where there's warm and sun
It's summertime


13.Go with the Flow

You tried to tell me it was make believe
I pretended not to hear you
You said beware cuz it wasn't there
But it never really seemed to get through
What did you mean cuz it seems like a scary dream
You left me bleeding on your doorstep
I'm deaf not blind I see I'm out of time
I couldn't hear a word that you said

You don't got with the flow
You just go where you go
And you know what you know
And you do cuz you feel like doing so
You laughed when I cryied
I never wanted you to say goodbye
Now I don't care what I'm gonna do
I lay in bed all day and I'm thinking of you

I guess you fell for the fairy tale
My hair grew a little longer
Days passed by and so did night
I wonder why I even bothered
And now you're down and on the ground
Cuz you never found a single thing
You thought to look for
I tried to make myself forget
I'll never feel the way I did before

I don't go with the flow
I just go where I go
And I know what I know
And I do cuz I feel like doing so
I laughed when you cried
You never wanted me to say goodbye
Now you don't care where you're going to be
You lay in bed all night and you're thinking of me yeah


14.Mutilate Me

Hey, we've been at it a long time now
And you oughta know by now
The crazy thoughts running loose in my brain

Hey, I don't get off that easily
So don't take it easy on me
Try to wipe that stupid smile off my face

When your hands are wrapped around
The front of my throat
You know I never want you to let go

(I want you to) dominate me
(I want you to) violate me
(I want you to) Then for what it's worth
(I want you to) Pretend you hate me
(I want you to) dominate me
(I want you to) mutilate me
(I want you to) Then for what it's worth
(I want you to) Pretend you hate me

Hey, you say there's something wrong with me
I'm just speaking honestly
I don't want to be a stranger to pain

Hey, I think that something's wrong with you
Maybe it's your attitude
Or just people putting thoughts in your head

When your hands are wrapped around
The front of my neck
You know I never want you to let go

(I want you to) dominate me
(I want you to) violate me
(I want you to) Then for what it's worth
(I want you to) Pretend you hate me
(I want you to) dominate me
(I want you to) mutilate me
(I want you to) Then for what it's worth
(I want you to) Pretend you hate me